Better a bed of wood than a bier of gold.
It's better to be known as a rascal than a fool.
To spend the night in anger is better than to spend it repenting.
Better a quiet death than a public misfortune.
I've fried my sausage in better pans than these.
Repentance for silence is better than repentance for speaking.
There is no better surgeon than one with many scars.
A lazy thief is better than a lazy servant.
Better to sell with regret than to keep with regret.
Better a stupid wife than a mess at home.
One hundred alcoholics are better than one gambler.
Better a lie that heals than a truth that wounds.
Better an ounce of happiness than a pound of gold.
The way to control circumstances is to control the forces within yourself to make a greater man of yourself, and as you become greater and more competent, you will naturally gravitate into better circumstances. In this connection, we should remember ...
You’re worried about what-ifs. Well, what if you stopped worrying?
Sometimes dirty can come off really cute or come off 'I don't even want you to touch me.'
The difficult problems in life always start off being simple. Great affairs always start off being small.
My biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn't have a real passion for something... and bad breath!
When I saw all those other drivers, I realized that they wanted to win that money just as much as I did. But I didn't have to worry. A tire came off my car and I was lucky I got it off the track.
I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
