Don't put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Procrastination is a sign of weak character.
Trouble in StoreThe last thing she remembered before finally drifting off was how nice Steffi's hair smelled.
Taken by StormNever chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.
This Book Has No TitlePeople are jackals, always willing to feed off someone else's kill.
Tortall and Other Lands: A Collection of TalesFamiliarity, and a few dozen cheap flyballs off the Monster, breed contempt.
Why Time Begins on Opening Day