If the dog barks, go in; if the bitch barks you had better stay outside.
Until your fortieth it is better to eat than to drink; afterwards it is vice versa.
The shame you can't lift away, you had better let lie.
One good word puts out the flames better than a bucket of water.
You would do better to sit on a powder keg than on the knee of a woman.
Better visit hell in your lifetime than after you're dead.
If you have nothing better to do, go to bed with your own wife.
When the wolf invites you in, you had better take your dog.
Better to go to bed hungry than to wake up in debt.
Better to sit all night than to go to bed with a dragon.
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