I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksNinety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksToo much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksDriving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksShe was always saying things like that but I let her be my best friend anyway.
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Whole New You, A: Six Steps to Ignite Change for Your Best LifeWhat you keep before your eyes will affect you.
Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full PotentialIt's our faith that activates the power of God.
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