Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksQuick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAmy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksBeing out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is reflected off the moon.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksFree pyramids! Buy one, get one half buried.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksMy book is awful,” I said. “Nonsense,” Dora J. Arod said. “Your book is nonsense.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’ve got better things to think about than thoughtlessness.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAn uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.
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