Quotes of: Best-time Keyword

I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

When you are living the best version of yourself, you inspire others to live the best versions of themselves.

Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

There are only two things really that even the best of best human beings crave -redemption and revenge. Lucky for me, both meant the same things.

The Unwanted Shadow

Sometimes an adventure is a mundane thing. A trip to the shore with your best friend. Learning you can laugh in unearthly ways.

Unborn: Three Short Stories

She was always saying things like that but I let her be my best friend anyway.

Victory Over Japan: A Book of Stories

We are to be generous not just in the results of our work, but also IN our work.

What's Best Next: How the Gospel Transforms the Way You Get Things Done

Your heart is known in Heaven,” the angel said. “And all that you are.

Wilde Stories 2012: The Year’s Best Gay Speculative Fiction

Principle of Change #3: Vision gives change meaningful direction.

Whole New You, A: Six Steps to Ignite Change for Your Best Life

I would rather have 1 amazing best friend than 100 decent regular friends. It's not about quantity, it's about quality.

A Work In Progress

What you keep before your eyes will affect you.

Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential

It's our faith that activates the power of God.

Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential