Pray for your own deliverance from your own vicious thoughts.
Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best LifeLife is a game that you win when you solve the puzzle of yourself.
Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best LifeMost of our parents wanted the best for us, I knew, but we also wanted the best for them.
The Six Rules of MaybeAs I tell my children, 'If you are going to do something, do your best while you're doing it.
Selling SimplifiedWhen you refuse to settle for less than the best...the best tends to track you down.
The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of SassYou cannot have a best friend for one hundred and fifty four years without trust.
The Sin Collector: ThomasThe best way to teach is how you live your life.
Postcards and Pearls: Life Lessons from Solo Moments on the RoadThings turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
Quantum Physics and the Art of DepartureHow do you look at your best friend the same way again when you know the flavor of his mouth?
Risking It AllI am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksLarry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksQuick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don’t pet my 3:33 pm.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAmy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks