The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite. (The impossibility is half possible!)
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksTo stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhen you love people, you want what's best for them, and sometimes what's best for them isn't you.
Torture to Her SoulSuicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI plan on putting off death my whole life.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksNobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksIf I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksHow To Tweeze Your Way To Wealth, by I. Brows
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhat do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks