Abstinence is the best medicine.
Laughter is the best medicine
The best counselors are the dead.
The best candle is understanding.
Every man has a fool up his sleeve.
He who is a slave of truth is a free man.
If you cannot become rich, be the neighbor of a rich man.
An old man with a torn sleeve never dishonored anyone.
No wise man takes responsibility for an eighteen-year-old daughter.
If you give a gift to a rich man, the devil sniggers.
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Every man likes the smell of his own farts.
There is a great uproar made about the debt of a poor man.
The crook will turn into a mule -- that the honest man will ride.
An old man in love is like a flower in winter.
A man without a wife is like a man in winter without a fur cap.
Never let a poor man advise you on investments.
The bachelor is a peacock, the fiancT is a lion and the married man a mule.
The foolish sayings of a rich man pass for wise ones.
The north wind has no corn and a poor man no friend.
The Best of you, are those who are the Best to their families.