I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWe talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksA lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to flesh.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI am Cloud “Combat” McCloud. Fear my thunder! Love my chicken tenders.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksThe best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.
The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.Somebody tell Uncle Sam the ultimate stimulus package is a bottle of Viagra.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksAn ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night Insect.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks