Quotes of: Best-intentions Keyword

I love the relationship that anyone has with music ... because there's something in us that is beyond the reach of words, something that eludes and defies our best attempts to spit it out. ... It's the best part of us probably ...

Songbook

I was beginning to see that Phineas could get away with anything. I couldn't help envying him that a little, which was perfectly normal. There was no harm in envying even your best friend a little

A Separate Peace

Situations will always turn out the best for all those who do their best with the way things have already turned out. Everything in your life can be used for your benefit!

Soul Vomit: Beating Down Domestic Violence

People assume it takes years and months to love someone and that our affection must be rationed to only the best of the best. Well, I think that’s bullshit. Life’s too short not to tell those we love that they mean something to us.

Sacred Waters

If your best friend truly is the person who knows you completely and loves you anyway, wouldn't that be your mother?

Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend. [...] The thing is, they're both you.

The Pact

Grandma frowned and yelled something in Russian. She could have been saying, 'Open up, your best friend is here.' On the other hand, it could have been, 'America is a great country because of canned ravioli.

Prom

The whole point about corruption in politics is that it can't be done, or done properly, without a bipartisan consensus.

The Quotable Hitchens from Alcohol to Zionism: The Very Best of Christopher Hitchens

The only people truly bound by campaign promises are the voters who believe them.

The Quotable Hitchens from Alcohol to Zionism: The Very Best of Christopher Hitchens

After all these years, his best friend is malaria. Even on the brink of an Alaska summer, it comes calling: a bone-deep chill one night, a ministry of sweat the next. Calling him back to old battles.

Roosevelt's Beast

Every night I cuddle with a blob of unbaked clay I fashioned in the shape of a woman. But that’s what being in love is all about.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

When I get angry I tend to raise my voice—with a forklift. Hang on to my handlebar mustache if you want me to peddle faster.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

An ice sculpture in the Sahara makes about as much sense as donkey left open gaping wagon, Sergeant (add cream cheese sparingly).

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl I got pregnant.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down question mark.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I like how cats’ ears can flip inside out. It’s as if they’re saying, Keep talking, human, but I’m not even listening.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me.


This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks