Quotes of: Best-intentions Keyword

Life wants you to touch, taste and see the grandeur of the world's unfathomable variety.

Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life

With your breath, issue words of a new contract. Become the law creator of a new prosperity.

Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life

I would sum up the German character best by saying that they are the best of losers and the worst of winners.

Time Unguarded: The Ironside Diaries, 1937-1940

What God says is best, is best, though all the men in the world are against it.

The Pilgrims Progress; From This World to That Which Is to Come by a New Edition

How stupid that all I have to do is grow two squishy lumps and suddenly I'm man's best friend

Poisoned Apples: Poems for You, My Pretty

Okay. You’re the best Apollyon there is.” He tipped his head to the side and arched a brow. “I’m the only Apollyon there is right now.” I grinned. “You’re still the best.

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I’m people wealthy. My grandchildren have grandchildren, some of whom are even older than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imagination, and a box of markers.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not all at once right now.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Today I’m feeling uncharacteristically chiaroscuro, and I don’t know what that means for my future, or as a word.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the stuff.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two. 

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

If somebody offered me Cyanide, my only question would be, Is it organic? Because organic is always the healthier option.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks