Quotes of: Bernard Keyword

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Roseanne Barr

There's a definite responsibility that comes with being famous. You shouldn't be able to just dress up and look pretty.

Rashida Jones

It wasn't until after I became famous that people noticed I played in the NFL. I kind of snuck in!

Terry Crews

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

Douglas Coupland

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jane Wagner

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.

Tom Ford

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

Tim Heidecker

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

Tim Heidecker

You must believe in God, in spite of what the clergy say.

Benjamin Jowett

In Italy the artist is a god. Now if the artist is a god, the scientist is likewise a god.

Josef Albers

I have my own religious bond with the God in my own head.

Joe Eszterhas

If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe that there's a flip side to this.

Joe Mantegna

God is the same yesterday, today, and forever, and He is still loving on His people.

Monica Johnson

A nation that turns it back on Christ and God's words of truth will inevitably regret it.

Monica Johnson

Young people are not immune to following God's commands concerning discipline.

Monica Johnson

Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.

John Michael Hayes

The intelligence community gets hurt through sequestration.

Lindsey Graham

Too much knowledge and analysis can be paralysis.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

There is no force more liberating than the knowledge that you are fighting for others.

Bob Kerrey

There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

Bertrand Russell

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts.

Bertrand Russell