One trouble with being efficient is that it makes everybody hate you so.
Our program for American GIs can be heard at 1630 hours.
There's a policy now of opening the doors to the outside world.
One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions.
My idol was Jack Benny and he was the master of subtlety and timing.
Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
Money is like manure. It does no good unless you spread it around.
People say, what is she thinking? I'm thinking: fun; cash; travel.
I like all kinds of music - classical, pop, rock, electronic.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.
Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.
He's a ghost, not a carnival magician. -Benny Imura
Hitting bottom and hitting it hard was the worst thing that ever happened to me and the best thing that ever happened to me.
Choosing one's leaders is an affirmation that the person making the choice has inherent worth.
Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.
Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.
Birth on U.S. territory has never been an absolute claim to citizenship.
Each day of the Obama presidency seems to bring a new, perversely delicious irony.
We need a direct repudiation of Barack Obama and everything for which he stands.
Newt Gingrich would cream Barack Obama in a debate.
I don't necessarily think anything on a Web site can have a result.
