I was encouraged to read aloud in class and vocalize.
Now you know the rest of the story.
If I ever retire, I want it to be in the KISS-FM jersey.
The roads of life are strewn with the wreckage of run-down and half-finished loves.
I've been waiting 13 years for justice.
I don't think of myself as being invincible anymore.
When people get scared, they quit giving.
The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.
I trust the people who are working with me. I delegate.
I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.
I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
Hopefully standup will become special again.
My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.
I have a pit bull. He's a rescue. He's adorable.
I would like to see America some day.
Even in this glowering age, morality animates our lives with meaning.
When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall.
Voting is as much an emotional act as it is an intellectual one.
Give the enemy an inch, he'll take a yard.
Conservatives are always right about everything. We are. We are.
Leftism in all its forms must be halted and turned back resoundingly.
