I'm intimidated by the fear of being average.
Keep the faith, keep the faith, keep working.
In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
It's a funny old world.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
Clouds symbolize the veils that shroud God.
Thank God for the journey.
I truly believe that God provides.
I love God, and I'm a follower.
Life is very important to Americans.
In so many areas of life, I'm a spaz and incompetent.
In this life, I'm always going to choose the positive.
