Quotes of: Benjamin-franklin Keyword

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

Joan Rivers

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Joan Rivers

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

Jerry Seinfeld

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Mel Brooks

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Pauly Shore

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

P. G. Wodehouse

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.

Samuel Johnson

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

Seth MacFarlane

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

Tommy Chong

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.

Tommy Chong

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.

Tracy Morgan

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.

Tracy Morgan

I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world.

Albert Einstein

Conceit is God's gift to little men.

Bruce Barton

Why are you scared to dream of god when it's salvation that you want?

Conor Oberst

War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men.

Cardinal Richelieu

I am responsible only to God and history.

Francisco Franco

Good God, do you mean to say this place is a club?

F. E. Smith

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

Garth Brooks