Faith never makes a confession.
I have a lot of faith in people.
I have great faith in the people of Montana; they can't be bought.
The faith that stands on authority is not faith.
I don't have too much faith in destiny, or an afterlife. This is it.
Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don't lose faith.
If all you have is faith, then you never actually know anything.
I spend a lot of time balancing between faith and disbelief.
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Having a solo career is a funny thing.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
