There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.
The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.
I do believe in God. That's why I'm alive.
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
Dishonesty is so grasping it would deceive God himself, were it possible.
The gifts of God should be enjoyed by all citizens in Mississippi.
May God save the country, for it is evident that the people will not.
It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
It's inspirational to see someone who is dying smile.
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
I'm very content with my life. I mean, who wouldn't be?
Life should not be estimated exclusively by the standard of dollars and cents.
Communal well-being is central to human life.
I have a social life. But I don't discuss it.
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
