Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
Morality is of the highest importance - but for us, not for God.
When God loves you, what can be better than that?
God is not a franchise of the Republican Party.
I just thank God for all of the blessings.
God has always been hard on the poor.
The God of the Old Testament is the depiction of evil.
If diversity is O.K. for God, it ought to be O.K. for Republicans.
I believe God will make a way.
God is omnipotent, He is omniscient, and He is ever present.
It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
Out of difficulties grow miracles.
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.