Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouAny fool can masturbate, but it takes a real artist to make it look like sex.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouThere’s bird shit on my toilet paper, and my asshole stings from such a long flight.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouThe chair walked in the room like any four-legged creature would, and I sat on it like a cat.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouDeciduous trees are trees that can’t decide what outfit to wear, so they change three times a year.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You