Don’t alter my altar. I don’t believe you don’t believe.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouErections are temporary, but child support is forever.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m learning sign language to be a better communicator and masturbator.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a chip on my shoulder. It's a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI rap. I also wrap. It’s a gift I have.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a romantic. I enjoy candle-lit breakfasts, and long walks in wheelchairs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI like sex to be intense. I also like sex to be in tents.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy arms and legs fell asleep. Silence of the Limbs.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a fountain of knowledge, like a water fountain, only thirstier. And quenchier.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI’m a party animal. And that animal is a bear, during the winter months.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouNonviolence aims at doing no harm to living being. Compassion aims at doing good to all being.
Nonviolence: The Transforming PowerAs he drank more and more, he became inebriated, and began to fashion damaged human beings.
Open CityYour greatest self has been waiting your whole life; don't make it wait any longer.
Life, the Truth, and Being FreeYou can't just wish change; you have to live the change in order for it to become a reality.
Life, the Truth, and Being FreeParticipate in your own dreams, don’t just say what you want or complain about what you don’t have.
Life, the Truth, and Being Free