I once saw a cockroach try to step on a politician, because it thought it was vile and disgusting.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouMy hotel room has a great view. The view is right in front of the TV.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouYou can find me somewhere between 3:32 and 3:34. The where is also the when.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI was naked, except for two shower caps on my feet. Gotta save water somehow.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI messed around once with a woman named Twice. But it won’t happen a third time.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a way with women. Dyslexic drivers know which way: Wrong Way.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouHow am I? I would be good if I weren’t stuck at work. I work at a glue factory.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You