Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting. But you can go from acting to being a TV personality to being a radio personality to ...
Human beings are human beings whether they speak or not.
Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.
A human being is a deciding being.
Sex pretty much cures everything.
Gentlemen, we just siezed an airfield. That was pretty ninja.
You look too pretty to be useful.
Everybody is playing games. There are games now for pretty much every age, every demographic.
Old age treats freelance writers pretty gently.
Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing.
I've had an incredible life with a lot of triumphs, my share of heartbreak, and some pretty amazing experiences.
Love, I'm pretty sure, is light.
Ellie, would you frolic in the land of forever with me?
Would you frolic in the land of forever with me?
Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.
I've always done pretty well in auditions. I just go in and give it my best shot.
Pretty much whoever wins the tournament at the end of the week is the guy that putted probably the best.
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
Since 1869, baseball has been doing pretty well.
Horses pretty much broke as a record in England.
You know, I'm pretty much an open book.
