I am not a human being but the song of the soul and dance of the spirit.
There is a pleasure in being mad which none but madmen know.
I feel like the 'NCIS' set is where people are allowed to be the nice human beings they really are. That quality is valued there.
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
I think the dual existence thing is a regular pastime for all human beings, and for that matter anything in this universe.
I want to know who you are as a person, and then I want you to develop as a whole human being.
My intended audience was everybody. I just want to make cartoons for human beings.
Being the chief minister of a regional government is just a pastime compared with the hellish job of being prime minister of two different communities brought together.
Either you are a good Virgo or a crazy Virgo! The good Virgo side of me is educating and raising the children - being there for them.
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
I think one of my very favorite films of all time was with Peter Sellers when he played Chauncey, the gardener. Being There.
I regret those times when I've chosen the dark side. I've wasted enough time not being happy.
There's nothing like watching Dr. Oz and working out at the same time; you feel like you're the healthiest human being on the planet.
I've taken blame about being a bad father - if being a bad father is working your butt off trying to create a career at one time.
It's very difficult being an actor and being away for a lot of time, but my sons haven't complained too much too often.
People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I'm being offensive, when really, I'm only being opinionated.
My disposition as a human being is kind of a go-along-to-get-along person. I tend to trust authority.
Patrick: Why can't you save anybody? Charlie: I don't know.
Patrick: My life is officially an after school special.
Mean Freshman Girl: Nice trapper keeper, faggot!
I look at being an actress as being like a mummy: You're bandaged up and preserved as soon as you start making other people money.
