I was naked, except for two shower caps on my feet. Gotta save water somehow.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI messed around once with a woman named Twice. But it won’t happen a third time.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a way with women. Dyslexic drivers know which way: Wrong Way.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouHow am I? I would be good if I weren’t stuck at work. I work at a glue factory.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You