Being real is being true to you.
Being happy is not a privilege— it is something everyone deserves.
Gomers are human beings who have lost what goes into being human beings. They want to die, and we will not let them.
Our language has wisely sensed the two sides of being alone. It has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.
I never thought being the producer was being the dictator. It means being the director and being the coach. It's a way of keeping everybody focused on the goal, and also having final say. Everybody can be in the same car, but somebody has to drive.
You can' t help being a musician because you've grown up with music, yet being one means being compared to your dad and being slated for it. But I really don't have the ambitions of most people going into the industry.
I wasn't good at being affable. You get beyond that and realise the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy.
If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also.
There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
To me, one of the things I love about being an actor is that it's never done; it's never perfect, and so it's the process. It's like practicing being okay with things not being perfect and things being outside of your control.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
Insanity is doing the same thing in the same way and expecting a different outcome.
You cannot produce one human being without uniting two bodies.
Sarah: Help! Stop it! Help! Helping Hand: What do you mean "help"? We *are* helping. Different Helping Hand: We're Helping Hands. Sarah: You're hurting! Helping Hand: Would you like us to let go? Heh-heh... [They loosen their grip, Sarah starts to sl...
It is not easy to be different, and even less so to be unique. But I begin to think I was never meant for an easy road.
Could you really love two different people at once? Could you split your heart in half?
Consider the difference between the first and third person in poetry [...] It's like the difference between looking at a person and looking through their eyes.
All three combined is...a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind.
The difference between reading a story and studying a story is the difference between living the story and killing the story and looking at its guts.
It sounds so far away and different. I like different places. I like any places that isn't here.
