I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.
The Importance of Being EarnestMISS PRISM Memory, my dear Cecily, is the diary that we all carry about with us.
The Importance of Being EarnestDid you hear what I was playing, Lane? I didn't think it polite to listen, sir.
The Importance of Being EarnestHesitation of any kind is a sign of mental decay in the young, of physical weakness in the old.
The Importance of Being EarnestAll human beings are entrepreneurs.
The Start-Up of You: Adapt to the Future, Invest in Yourself, and Transform Your CareerIt seemed like an original act, the very kindest act of being human, that he listened.
The Secret CureIt is always of interest to know what strikes another human being as remarkable.
The Ministry of FearKissimmee has the best name, other than Hugsburg and Fornicatesville.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have a hangover and a headache. It’s called my conscience.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouI have the sex drive of a parked car.
The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit YouHuman beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves.
Night Train to Lisbon