Quotes of: Bedtime Keyword

I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'

Adam Sandler

A beverage of leisure is a serious business,” Shane Bowermaster was known to declare. “There can be no product of pleasure without the inverse on the end of the producer.

Whiskey Pike: A Bedtime Story for the Drinking Mankind.

Why do they call them daytime dramas, anyway? Shouldn't they be bedtime dramas? All anyone ever talks about is getting someone into bed! Plus if you're at home watching, you're probably watching in bed. And if you're like me, after an hour or two of ...

Mr. Wrong

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast fr...

Politically Correct Bedtime Stories

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Red Skelton

That settles it, no more books about vampire before bedtime.

Amanda Ashley

To business that we love we rise bedtime, and go to't with delight.

Sydney Smith

Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.

Mason Cooley

Bedtime is daytime, and we come into bloom after midnight.

Collected Poems of Lenore Kandel

Fuel your kids' dreams. Sometimes, that means letting them stay up past their bedtimes.

Randy Pausch

Unfortunately, I suffer from insomnia, so my bedtime is as soon as I start to feel the least bit sleepy.

Cheyenne Jackson

love, I've come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.

Nicholas Sparks

I'm pretty earthy; I nursed forever because I liked it and my kids liked it, but at the same time I'm very laissez-faire about stuff like bedtimes and food.

Ana Gasteyer

I like this job - most days I have a chance to make breakfast and take the kids to school or to read 'em a bedtime story. It's almost like a normal life.

Mark Harmon

Writers' bedtimes vary, but few have been spared the shock of a copy editor's early wake-up call.

Bill Walsh

I'd love to do some bedtime stories for kids or that kind of thing. But with the demands of the shooting schedule and balancing the demands of being a single mother, it's a wonder you can squeeze in anything.

Roma Downey

I told my three sons stories about germs more than fifty years ago as fanciful bedtime tales.

Arthur Kornberg

If you want to see and feel magic first hand, read a book to your kid before bedtime. —Richard Due

Richard Due

While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.

James Finn Garner

Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story? Gru: No. Agnes: Pretty please? Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

Despicable Me

It always puzzled him, when he was a child, that a woman who wrote books for a living should be so bad at telling bedtime stories.

Elizabeth Costello