It simply isn’t a woman’s nature to be silent for prolonged periods of time.
A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
I go to bed when the kids go to bed because I get up when they get up at 5.
Who goes fasting to bed will sleep but lightly.
A good conversation is better than a good bed.
No bed is big enough to hold three.
He who goes to bed hungry dreams of pancakes.
You can't have more bed-bugs than a blanket-full.
An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea.
By day they're ready to divorce, by night they're ready for bed.
I want a husband to warm my bed, and my bed alone.
As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
He who sleeps in a silver bed has golden dreams.
Nobody gets out of the bed to sleep on the floor.
If you want to sleep well, buy the bed of a bankrupt.
The way you prepare the bed, so shall you sleep.
Stu Price: [after learning the hotel room they had reserved only had 2 beds] Phil, we're not even going to be in the room. It's one night, we can share beds. It's no big deal. Alan Garner: Uh, if we're sharing beds, I'm bunking with Phil. You cool wi...
Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.
Love without sacrifice is like theft
The opposite of manliness isn’t cowardice; it’s technology.
Don’t call me babe. I’m not a floozy. Or a freaking talking pig.
