If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.
I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've done 'The Good Wife,' done a lot of 'The Mentalist.'
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Isaac Davis: My ex-wife left me for another woman.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.
If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I f...
Rose: I am not a foreman in one of your mills that you can command. I am your fiancée. Cal Hockley: My fian... my fiancée! Yes, you are, and my wife. My wife in practice if not yet by law, so you will honor me. You will honor me the way a wife is r...
Bob: [waking up from a drunken state of unconsciousness] Hello. Cynthia: Hello! Bob: Who are you? Cynthia: I your wife! Bob: Guess I'll be going home then. Cynthia: No! You no going! I coming to. I your wife! See? [shows him a marriage certificate] C...
Oh, what can you do with a man like that? What can you do? How can you dissuade his eye in a crowd from seeking out the cheek with acne, the infirm hand; how can you teach him to respond to the inestimable greatness of the race, the harsh surface bea...
Here she tossed her foot impatiently, and showed an inch or two of calf. A sailor on the mast, who happened to look down at the moment, started so violently that he missed his footing and only saved himself by the skin of his teeth. 'If the sight of ...
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
He gets his passage for nothing and then winks at the captain's wife.
A woman that always laughs is everybody's wife; a man that is always laughing is an idiot.
A deaf husband and a blind wife will always make a happy couple.
A young wife, new bread, and green wood devastate a house.
Whoever is ashamed to sleep with his wife will never have children.