My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.
99 Cents For Some Nonsenselying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
How to Keep a Boy as a PetThey look up at me and see a rich lady in maternity clothes. They don't realize I am one of them.
Second GlanceIf love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.
Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.