Quotes of: Beard Keyword

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

T. J. Miller

Bearded Redneck: You're Shannon's buddy right? We met last year. You drove me and my brother back from Palm Springs. We hired another wheelman. I spent six months in jail. My brother, he got himself killed. I got this sweet job coming up. Driver: How...

Drive

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

Bill Walton

I feel good. I'm up there. I got third in the 100 'fly, I've qualified in the top eight already for the 100 freestyle.

Libby Trickett

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

Danny Pudi

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Alvah Bessie

The internet has become such a great tool not just for chefs but for everyone. The net has given everyone the tools to see and almost experience new and different ideas.

Graham Kerr

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

Michael Gambon

Conscience unlike a beard does not grow overnight. You have it or you don't.

Faisal Khosa

Stu Price: Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!

The Hangover

Angus: She likes the bearded man... Dave: With a tiny knob...

Pirate Radio

The latest research has revealed that women have a higher IQ than men.

A. N. Wilson

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

Phil Robertson

I cannot say your worships have delivered the matter well when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables [...] our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are. When you speak bes...

Coriolanus

I suppose hobbits need some description nowadays, since they have become rare and shy of the Big People, as they call us. They are (or were) a little people, about half our height, and smaller than the bearded Dwarves. Hobbits have no beards. There i...

The Hobbit

Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.

$3.33

The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.

Samuel George Morton

I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.

Keira Knightley

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

Jack Whitehall

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

Simon Cowell

There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the Establishment - and nothing more corrupting.

A. J. P. Taylor