Beware of women with beards and men without beards.
Do not ridicule the thin-bearded when you yourself have no beard.
Better a Jew without a beard than a beard without a Jew.
But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
Wisdom is in the head, not in the beard.
Brains are not to be found in the beard.
A Better Beard that Yours. 'All true devotees wear a beard,' said the Imam to his audience. 'Show me a thick and lustrous beard and I'll show you a true believer!' 'My goat has a beard far bushier and longer than yours,' replied Nasrudin. 'Does that ...
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
Chins without beards deserve no honor.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Beard and cloak do not make one a philosopher.
I would pull at my beard like a wise man, but I don’t have one—a beard (or a wise man). So instead I pull at my grandpa’s beard, as he purrs like a kitten.
If the beard were all, goats could preach.
God doesn't give more beards than soap.
If the beard meant everything, the goat would preach.
Do not mistake a goat's beard for a fine stallion's tail.
If your beard's on fire, others will light their pipes on it.
A long beard and a rosary will not make you a priest.
A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt.
A man without a beard is like bread without a crust.
