Have you heard the joke about the chemist, physicist and economist who get wrecked on a desert isle, with a huge supply of canned baked beans as their only food? The chemist says that he can start a fire using the neighbouring palm trees, and calcula...
If I were a bean,... I wouldn't sulk all day long.
He smirked and sat up "Simmer down, Jelly Bean.
Beans are a warm cloak against economic cold.
If you have some potatoes, green beans and cauliflower, you have a heck of a dish that can feed an entire family.
Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans and peas.
Popping broad beans out of their skins can be therapeutic, but it isn't everybody's favourite waste of time.
Billy Beane: How can you not get romantic about baseball?
Money was invented for a reason. We've seen people try to use beans, etc. and it doesn't work.
Radio interoperability is essential for our police, fire, and emergency medical service departments to communicate with each other in times of emergency.
They throw rice at a new marriage, then give him beans in a divorcement.
Mr. Bean is at his best when he is not using words, but I am equally at home in both verbal and nonverbal expression.
I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and cheese burritos with extra green sauce and extra cheese. Gluttony!
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
Rat: [Drinking from Bean's Cider] ... Like melted gold.
Billy Beane: I pay you to get on first, not get thrown out at second.
Billy Beane: If you lose the last game of the season, nobody gives a shit.
Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs.
Any doctor will admit that any drug can have side effects, and that writing a prescription involves weighing the potential benefits against the risks.
Jelly beans! Millions and billions of purples and yellows and greens and licorice and grape and raspberry and mint and round and smooth and crunchy outside and soft-mealy inside and sugary and bouncing jouncing tumbling clittering clattering skitteri...
My philosophy is not a bean-counting, accounting 'look at this.' It is a philosophy that smaller government is better government, and government that is closer to the people is best of all.
