Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
Stephen FryIf a guy wants to take me out, he must seek my dad's permission first. That's just the way it works.
Shilpa ShettyAlthough every writer dreams of getting it right on the first pass, very few succeed.
Richard RhodesNo matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce BrothersHow did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will DurstIf truth is the first victim of war, then read on - I've got some great lies for you this month.
Alan Gorrie