When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me and my bathtub is what I care about.'
She turned and smiled. “Kitchen-sink pasta.” “My favorite. But you really ought to come up with a better name for it than kitchen-sink pasta. Sounds only slightly more appealing than bathtub gefilte fish.” She shuddered. “Who in god’s nam...
I have a beautiful, big bathtub.
Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.
Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub.
John: The key to that chain is in the bathtub.
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.
The red washing down the bathtub can't change the color of the sea at all.
My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'
Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those 'pinch me' moments.
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.
[after knocking a fan into a bathtub to electrocute a bad guy] James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!
Bathtubs, pools, water - to me, it's a very essential part of being grounded and sensual and feeling yourself.
A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
Not following up with your prospects is the same as filling up your bathtub without first putting the stopper in the drain.
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
