No time spent with a book is ever entirely wasted, even if the experience is not a happy one: there’s always something to be learned. It’s just that, every now and again, you hit a patch of reading that makes you feel as if you’re pootling abou...
I don’t have the heart to tell my sons that the older one gets, the less funny literature becomes—and they would refuse to believe me if I tried to explain that some people don’t think jokes even belong in proper books. I won’t bother breakin...
Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood.
Kitty need's a tounge bath
Now my favourite pastime is to take a bath with my son.
A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
I find a bath meditative and usually prepare myself for the day in this manner.
They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.
Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.
Andrew Wyke: My wife showers. I bathe.
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor of this hotel for-women-only, high up over the jazz and push of New York, for near onto an hour, and I felt myself growing pure again. I don't believe i...
Things are going up in fire and never been there." When she looked no wiser he said, "There was a warehouse in Finchley. Round between the bath shop and the Pizza Hut. I know there was because I used to go there and because I've it." He tap-tapped hi...
Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day.
I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
There is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath.
