At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin[as Max Cherry exits the bathroom] Ordell Robbie: Uh uh uh... I didn't hear you wash your hands.
Jackie BrownStanley Kowalski: Hey, toots! Canary bird, will you get out of the bathroom! [pounds on the door]
A Streetcar Named DesireMalcolm Crowe: [referring to the award his just received] Wow. We should hang it in the bathroom.
The Sixth SenseBilly Brown: I've had to go to the bathroom for hours. I've been backed up, totally backed up.
Buffalo '66