Quotes of: Bathroom Keyword

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

Eoin Colfer

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

Bob Hope

Martha: Simon. Simon: [from behind the locked bathroom door] Simon. Martha: Simon! Simon: Simon. Martha: Si! Simon: ...Mon.

Death at a Funeral

Audrey Griswold: Mom, where can I go to the bathroom? Ellen Griswold: Find a bush Audrey!

National Lampoon's Vacation

The mystery of the MAGIC BATHROOM will be revealed unto thee... The table next to the sink is for flashcards. I say a Monty Python skit called, "Every sperm is sacred," and it gave me the idea that, "every piss is sacred." Meaning, why not look at fl...

Straight A at Stanford and on to Harvard

People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.

Full Dark, No Stars

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

Falling Sideways

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.

Jeanne Moreau

I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom; I would buy that album, and I think Katy Perry's amazing!

Iggy Azalea

Don’t you think it’s sad some people are only remembered by the graffiti about them on the bathroom stalls?

Life Unaware

I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

You know your life is completely screwed up when you have to look up the mythological figures who talk to you in the bathroom mirror.

Warped

The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light.

Robert Ballard

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about.

Tommy Shaw

I’ve memorized the best angles in the bathroom mirror from which to see how badly I’ve disintegrated. I truly do go from sixty to zero.

Kris Kidd

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.

Macy Gray

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.

Rod Steiger

By just living one’s life, sadness accumulates here and there, be it in the blankets hung out in the sun to dry, the toothbrushes in the bathroom, and the phone history logs.

Makoto Shinkai

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue!

Carrie Underwood

We've had a great change. Dr King saw to that. I was so grateful to see the 'colored only' signs come off the water fountains and bathrooms in the south. But the struggle lives on.

Mavis Staples

Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall.

Ani DiFranco