Quotes of: Bathroom Keyword

Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

Dave Eggers

Maximillian Cohen: [In front of the bathroom mirror. Pushes a live power-drill into the side of his head]

Pi

Paulie: [in the bathroom of a bar] I'd like to kill the freaking guy who broke this mirror.

Rocky

Alvy Singer: Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

Annie Hall

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.

Amit Bhatia

I’ve been chained to my bathroom scale for two decades now. I’ve used the number on my scale to tell me if I’m valuable or not. I’ve let the number on my scale destroy many beautiful opportunities in my life such as scheduling family photos, ...

Single Dad Laughing

Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not Pismo) where I wore the thinnest pinned stilettos, gambled like a sweaty degenerate mobster in black loafers, drank like Amy Wine...

Unrequited - One Girl, Thirteen Boyfriends, and Vodka.

...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.

Downtown Owl

Apollo wanted out. Out of Aphrodite, out of this bathroom, out of this house, and out of this life.

Gods Behaving Badly

He walked into the bathroom, wincing at himself in the mirror, that always more tired older brother.

The Atrocity Exhibition

Sometimes spending the night on the bathroom floor brings clarity to an otherwise cloudy situation.

Releasing Me

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Larry Hagman

I love to design and remodel houses, from working with the contractors to picking the colours, materials, kitchen and bathroom accessories to finally what furniture goes where.

Olivia Newton-John

Once, I lived in an apartment with a skylight in the bathroom. Every winter, it would snow through the skyline, but we got a discount because of it.

Jim Parsons

I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.

Judy Gold

E.T.: [steps on a bathroom scale, it reads 35 lbs] Elliot: 35 pounds? You're fat!

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

A person's bathroom, I believe, is the only three-dimensional expression of their soul.

Paul Rudnick

Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.

Ronald Blythe

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

Richard M. Nixon

I want to have a food truck that would just be bathrooms. I would line it up in back of the other food trucks, and I'd charge $1 for use.

Ike Barinholtz