Quotes of: Bathroom Keyword

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.

Rita Ora

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

Taylor Swift

I'm still trying to defog the bathroom mirror to see the dream for what it clearly is.

From A Wildflower

I wouldn’t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of your clothes? I’m an expert in platonic undressings.” He gave me that wicked smile. “Give it a rest. I’m not going to strip naked in...

Magic at the Gate

Hogarth Hughes: [opens the door for Kent] Kent Mansley, you work for the government. Kent Mansley: I... wasn't going to say that. I have something for you, Hogarth. Annie Hughes: Your B-B gun. Where did you find it? Kent Mansley: Over at the power st...

The Iron Giant

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub.

Karen Russell

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

Margaret Mead

'The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.

David Chase

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

Selma Blair

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Erma Bombeck

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.

Candice Olson

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

Christy Leigh Stewart

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom.

Hideo Kojima

I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it.

Carol Ann Duffy

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Rita Rudner

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

Penelope Cruz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

Arthur C. Clarke

I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine.

Taylor Swift

Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom.

Jim Toomey

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

Kyan Douglas

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Garry Trudeau