Quotes of: Bathing-suit Keyword

If it’s not already written, I want to write a book called, “The Art of Raw.” But instead of using my real name, I’ll use the pseudonym, “Sun Tzushi.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

In a brave and noble way, I want to sacrifice my life one day so that two of my clones can live.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to possess enough courage to fill a Campbell’s soup can. And then I want to use my courage to feed the homeless. Isn’t courage not only filling, but delicious?

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to be a creature that’s half bee, half the letter B. That way I can pollinate the world with my literacy.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to replace my knees with miniature Rube Goldberg machines. That way you'll know how difficult it is for me to simply walk out of your life.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to remember our fallen heroes. And after I’ve spent a day remembering them, I want to extend my arm and help them up.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to have breasts the size of Florida, so that people might see me at Ponte Vedra beach and gasp, “Look at the size of his Naples!

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be shot.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink ever.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the secondary, or “flat” characters, are all maps. It’ll be a story about boundaries.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

Comus

Amazing how being bathed in arterial blood can wash out any lingering romantic disappointments.

Rampant

Perhaps if he stumbled onto a bath and a tailor he could even be considered handsome.

Stolen Petals

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.

Sylvia Plath

This Land Is Protected By Million’s Blood Bath, If Needed, We’ll Fight Again By Sipping The Death Bowl....

Muhammad Imran Hasan

I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.

Brian Austin Green

He swung around. His body, bathed in the first rays of the sun, was stippled with color like a stained glass saint.

Cameron Dane

Emil: [dying after taking an acid bath] Help meeeee... Leon Nash: Don't touch me, man!

RoboCop

Writing is like making love, editing is like giving your great grandfather a sponge bath.

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