Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody AllenField hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it.
Emma WatsonWhen I was in high school, my mom worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so I was always there.
Abbi JacobsonI want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.
I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.I want to own something that really reflects me as a person. Something like a mirror.
I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.I want to be asexual, because then I could be more productive. But not reproductive.
I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.