Quotes of: Bastards Keyword

Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train." I just smiled. "I know.

One Foot in the Grave

I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I want my view of the world to be right up there next to gallon boxes of Tide.

Dorothy Allison

Luxury is an enticing pleasure, a bastard mirth, which hath honey in her mouth, gall in her heart, and a sting in her tail.

Francis Quarles

Gintoki: Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is my country! Bastards who come in and try to mess with my things…whether it be a general, whether it be space pirates, whether it be...

Hideaki Sorachi

Being around people with whom you feel a connection, on many levels, not just a professional one, is very relaxing. Your ears are more open to someone who is not a cantankerous bastard.

Jacqueline Bisset

Wooley: How the hell come we stick these low-life bastards in these big-ass hotels, anyway? Shit, man! This is better than I got!

Dawn of the Dead

Conway Twill: I'll tell you one thing: if that there Blake fella keeps on shootin' marshals, I might end up liking the bastard!

Dead Man

Demon: You killed your mother! You left her alone to die! Bastard! Father Damien Karras: Shut up!

The Exorcist

Raoul Duke: What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Nicholas Angel: You don't mind a bit of manpower, do ya Doris? PC Doris Thatcher: [laughing] Oh, dirty bastard!

Hot Fuzz

Johnny Boy: [Charlie hits him] You two-faced, dirty fucking bastard! Don't you ever hit me again!

Mean Streets

Yellow Bastard: [raises knife] Here it comes, it's gonna hurt. John Hartigan: You're right about that. [stabs him] John Hartigan: Sucker.

Sin City

Yellow Bastard: [referring to 19-year-old Nancy] A little old for my taste, but I can forgive that just this once!

Sin City

John Hartigan: [beating the Yellow Bastard's head in] After a while all I'm doing is punching wet chips of bone into the floorboards. So I stop.

Sin City

Turkish: [voice over] Boris the Blade, or Boris "the Bullet Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

Snatch.

Dr. John Watson: [performing CPR] I know you can hear me, you selfish bastard!

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Sherlock Holmes: Did you call me a selfish bastard? Dr. John Watson: Probably.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

James T. Kirk: [on Spock] Who was that pointy-eared bastard? Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I don't know, but I like him.

Star Trek

[During the Uncle Fucker song] Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker, you're a boner-biting-bastard, uncle fucker.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Hicks: We're all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can't afford to let one of those bastards in here.

Aliens

Officer Mount: I don't believe it. It's that shitbox Dodge again! Trooper Daniel: Those bastards are ours now!

The Blues Brothers