I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too.
I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.
I've been on jobs where there's that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour.
Brian: Screw Maximilian! Sally: I do. Brian: So do I. Sally: You two bastards! Brian: Two? Two? Shouldn't that be three?
Dr. Gonzo: Those bastards have changed the lock on this mother... Raoul Duke: Already?
Mickey: Deadly kick for a fat fucker, ya know that? Gorgeous George: [throws Mickey into the fence] Cheeky bastard!
Marty McFly: [being chased by terrorists] Let's see if you bastards can do 90.
You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure." "I don't even know who my mother was," Jon said. "Some woman, no doubt. Most of the...
Murph took his shot and dropped the bastard right out of the tree. then he stood. "I'm an American soldier, you son of a bitch.
Perfect,” he said to himself. “Every time I figure you bastards out, you change again.
Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.
Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies.
Is there ever a time you’re not an arrogant bastard?” “Is there ever a time you’re not a difficult bitch?” “No.” “Then I guess that makes us perfectly matched, now doesn’t it?
That's the beautiful thing about innocence; even monsters have a pocketful of childhood memories with which to seek comfort with.
I'm in a bastard mood, so wait for her to come to me without moving. Here kitty kitty, come to the lion's den.
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'
When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.
No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
Well, there was a sort of bastard justice in his view of the case, and so I dropped the matter. When you can't cure a disaster by argument, what is the use to argue?
By the time the Truth comes, you'd have been a sure-shot rascal, a long-gone bastard, a life-long sinner, but an ever-humble winner.
