Quotes of: Bastards Keyword

Columbus: [a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.

Zombieland

I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard.

Billie Joe Armstrong

this stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol

A Brush of Darkness

You bastard, stop that whistling and fight me like a man!

The Plutonium Blonde

Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!!

Weapon of Choice

Almost in every kingdom the most ancient families have been at first princes' bastards.

Robert Burton

We - again, the, the, the, the bastardization and the demonization over the last few years of teachers and of unions and of collective bargaining, that is not the answer.

Tavis Smiley

In the democratic western countries so-called capitalism leads a saturnalia of 'freedom', like a bastard brother of reform.

Wyndham Lewis

Do not separate text from historical background. If you do, you will have perverted and subverted the Constitution, which can only end in a distorted, bastardized form of illegitimate government.

James Madison

I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.

Ty Cobb

Why is it there are so many nice guys interested in baseball? Not me, I was a real bastard when I played.

Burleigh Grimes

Idgie Threadgoode: That's right, you gump-face, blown up, baboon-assed bastard!

Fried Green Tomatoes

Johnny Weng: I'm not interested in any goddamn rules! I want the bastard dead!

The Killer

Yellow Bastard: [on the phone] And it'd better be perfect or I'm gonna call my dad!

Sin City

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart.

J. D. Salinger

Craig Schwartz: [watching the puppeteer with the giant puppet on TV] Gimmicky bastard...

Being John Malkovich

You’ve been smoking again, haven’t you? Your eyes look like road maps and you’re in full bastard mode.

Ashes to Ashes: Screenplay

For you the cup isn't half full or half empty, you're always topping it up.

The King's Bastard

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.

Sleepeth Not, the Bastard

Edinburgh is a great big black bastard of a city where there are ghosts of all kinds.

Ma Polinski's Pockets

I don't write to chase away my demons ~ I wield my pen as a weapon...calling those bastards to war!

Muse