Quotes of: Bartender Keyword

I’m not even sure I’m going to see that Colin Farrell wanna-be again.” “What happened?” “Walked in on him and the bartender in the bathroom last night at Lotus. Usually, that wouldn’t bother me, but the bartender had a mullet. Can you i...

Lost and Found

She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, "Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'What'll ya have?' And the guy says, 'Whaddaya got...

Let It Snow

My brother and I worked in eight bars as the brother bartenders.

Dean Winters

If it wasn't for the fans I would probably be bartending somewhere.

Keifer Thompson

I bartended for a catering company for two or three years.

Hank Azaria

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What can I get you started with?” Before they could reply, a Finnish guy said, “I’ll take a brick in a blanket, hold the ice.” What the bartender started, the Finnish...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, "Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'What'll ya have?...

Let It Snow

Bartender: [the bartender and his assistant, Joey mix up a special "wake-up juice" using hot peppers, Tabasco sauce and chili powder] In about ten minutes, he's gonna be as sober as a priest on Sunday. Marty McFly: [sees clock outside - they have 10 ...

Back to the Future Part III

I did every job under the sun from bartending to ushering to temping.

Natalie Dormer

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

W. C. Fields

Charlie - Bartender: O. U. T.! Out!

The Apartment

Bernadette: [to the Bartender] Hello. Could I please have a Stoli and tonic, a Bloody Mary and a lime daiquiri, please? Shirley: Well! Look what the cat dragged in! What have we got here, eh? A couple of showgirls, have we? Where did you ladies come ...

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.

Jose Andres Puerta

Detective Remy Bressant: That bartender wasn't fucking around.

Gone Baby Gone

I was bartending for a long time and going on auditions and was constantly being rebuffed.

Mark Ruffalo

A bartender is a Keeper of Secrets. Drunk, senseless, useless secrets. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.

Shanola Hampton

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

Jonathan Frid

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

Abbie Cobb

Melissa: Why would you go to Las Vegas? Stu Price: 'Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do. Melissa: That's not what *you* do. Stu Price: Really? Well, then why did I do it? Huh? 'Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do ...

The Hangover