The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king!
Sushi Bar Assistant: [Japanese] What'd ya want? The Bride: [English] I beg your pardon? Hattori Hanzo: [English] Oh..."drink" [makes drinking motion with hand] The Bride: [English] Oh, yes, a bottle of warm sake please. Hattori Hanzo: [English] Warm ...
A brick and a blanket walk into a bar, and the bartender turns and says, “What can I get you started with?” Before they could reply, a Finnish guy said, “I’ll take a brick in a blanket, hold the ice.” What the bartender started, the Finnish...
1. You left a multipack of Mars Bars on top of your wardrobe. Can I have one? Dad x 2. I had three. Hope that's OK. Dad x 3. I'm just going to have one more. Dad x 4. Harriet, your Dad's made himself sick on an entire multipack of Mars Bars again. Pl...
Dutton Peabody: [during voting for the territorial convention] I'll have the usual, Jack. Jack, Barman: The bar is closed, Mister Editor, during voting. Dutton Peabody: Bar's closed? Tom Doniphon: You can blame your lawyer friend. He says that's one ...
[while Mongo is beating the hell out of a bar full of toughs, Bart walks in, dressed as a messenger boy and carrying a box] Bart: Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! Mongo: Me Mongo. Bart: Sign, please. [Mongo grabs the paper and makes some rou...
But Gargoyles, bar none, is the most fun I've ever had in life.
I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed.
It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.
I spent a lot of time between bars like this.
Everyone's set the bar really high and expects me to be brilliant.
The U.N. charter bars the threat of force.
I have a great story to tell... and I tell it well. No holds barred.
Married life is an existence with bars around it.
I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
I write bars, for the musicians, because they have to be together.
I've got to be high class... Which is sad, because I like bars.
Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions.
The bar raises as you go.
Promises from Lo are like bars at 2 a.m.--empty.
It didn't take a professional to end a life- Riley
