A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option.
A brick and a blanket walk into a barA blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.
A brick and a blanket walk into a barBrick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.”
A brick and a blanket walk into a barI don't know,when they were giving out best friends at the carnival, he was all they had left-Nate
Behind BarsThere's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, ChelseaOf all the bars in the world, prison is the worst, followed closely by the ones that serve alcohol.
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